I couldn’t help it, you guys. Not sure if you’ve seen 0806, the Talking Dead discussing The King, The Widow, and Rick, but there’s this little moment in it around 3 or 4 minutes in, where Melissa talks about going to set on her day off because she wants to see certain actors…and then she sort of stuttered and corrected herself to go a whole different way and it got all my McReedus feels going like crazy, so I had to write this little fantasy of a one-shot for it.

I claim no actual knowledge of Melissa McBride, Norman Reedus, Diane Kruger, Chris Hardwick or any of their personal lives. This is a fictional story with fictional characters based on a snippet or two of their public personas. No libel or disrespect intended.