Disclaimer: I don't own AMC's "The Walking Dead" or "The Avengers," wishful thinking aside.

Authors Note #1: A quick little two, five-shot written for the crossover/alternative universe option for the USS Caryl's 'Mish-Mash' Fanfiction/Fanart Challenge. I told myself I wasn't, but I did. I am awful and have absolutely no control over my life. And hey, what else is new? - Prompt goes as follows: "Daryl is actually distantly related to Clint Barton (Hawkeye)."

Warnings: *Contains: fandom appropriate violence, adult language, adult content, deals with aspects of past abuse (childhood and adult), brief allusion to past drug use and rather blatant abuse of time-line and canon details regarding both Clint Barton and Daryl Dixon's background. Hopefully AMC and the Marvel gods will not be too offended.