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The summary deserves an award, right?

Okay, this is just pure smut. There's literally no plot and the set up is a little ridiculous and over the top. But this is what happens when silversundown and I have a conversation, apparently. Clearly, we should not be allowed to talk ever again.

Thanks for the... inspiration

but if there ever was a cure to a cough it's smut, right?