Porn w/o plot sex scene using as many trophes as I could....

OK - this is my medium OOC attempt at Caryl sex inculing as many of the trophes I could from the article listed a while back..  it is meant to be weird, funny, tongue in cheek, sometimes a bit OOC, but hopefully not too much.  I wrote it fairly straight, as some of the trophes included, ‘while totally unrealistic things happen, it is written as a straight scene, NOT a comedy.  Tho’ there are a few places it gets weird, on purpose.  Hope you all enjoy, prepare for excessive moaning, fluids amd super sex.  

Semi-warning:  I personally have used some of these trophes in my own stories, so this is never to intended as any sort of criticism of ANYONES work ( including mine, lolol ). Please read with the fun intended.  If you want, I recommend rereading the trophe article as it is funny, and then you can see what I used, but is not required.  

Love to you all, enjoy